Lifestyle • 14 Feb, 2017
BURGER KING ISRAEL OFFERS ADULTS-ONLY V-DAY MEAL (WITH TOYS*)
Burger King Goes ‘Burger Kink’
Wow. Tired of the kids having all the toy-based fun at your local global burger chain? Bored with the distinct lack of romance in your fast food choices? The genius marketing team at Burger King Israel have come up with a promotion that rectifies both.
Today only, that being Valentine’s Day for those keeping score, if you can get yourself into any Israeli branch of the world’s second favourite burger joint - after 6pm - you can score yourself not only the usual flavour bomb that is any Whopper Meal, but an additional ‘adult toy’. Coming in either a scalp massager, satin mask or a feather duster, these adult toys are clearly designed to bring home the love that is buying any Burger King Combo. Kids Meals? Pfft, adults only meals please. Stay classy Jerusalem!
Our question: What do you get when you upsize?
P.S This is almost as good as the time Burger King Japan released a ‘Flame-Grilled’ fragrance, for when that odour of over-processed cow flesh and slippery pickle is soo good you just have to wear it.
Happy Valentines Day Lovers!
Words by jonaspin